what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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