I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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