Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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