I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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