You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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