I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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