my vag is so smooth its legendary
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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