so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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