it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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