No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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