So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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