Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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