I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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