I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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