He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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