You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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