HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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