Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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