so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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