There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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