i think i have herpe
just one?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
