I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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