She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Shame - the story of my life.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Randomize
