i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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