I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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