Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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