So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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