3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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