i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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