The maid of honor just puked.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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