she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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