I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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