I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Oh Jesus.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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