He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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