Already got asked if we're dating
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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