Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Randomize
