Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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