Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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