Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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