Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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