he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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