I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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