Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Vodka?
Forever.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We're too hungover to prance.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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