I only kidnapped one of them. chill
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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