don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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