I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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