Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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