Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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