She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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