oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Randomize