I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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