I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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