the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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go home
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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