mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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