Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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